CASE OF THE MONDAYSPRINTED BY KEITH · FOURTH FLOOR · TRAY 2Get the app

Internal directory · Extension unknown

Contact us

Your message is important to us. Unlike the bank, we mean it.

Email: slugworx@protonmail.com

One small team reads everything, usually within a few working days. Not on Mondays, obviously. Emails go to the people, not to me. I'd only print them.

What to write to us about

What we can't help with

We can't give financial, pension, medical or legal advice, and we can't write you a real sick note. For your pension, your government's pension service or a regulated adviser can help. If you're unwell, a doctor or pharmacist can.

P.S. I've printed "per my last email" forty thousand times. You'll never get it from us.